Before work today there was someone knocking on the door. It's usually, my friend, the UPS guy, or the Jehovah's Witness people. Today it was the latter. I don't really mind listening to them share whatever they have to say. But this guy was like, "Do you believe in Satan?" I felt like I was being asked a trick question. So I responded with a meek and hesitant, "I know he exsists.."
How I really wanted to respond was with a funny face, scream 'OOOGA BOOOGA', then shut the door, and continue to get ready for work.
Anyways, dude left me some pamphlets about the Occult. I said I'd read them so I will.
Jesus is my friend. Have a nice day.